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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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