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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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