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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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