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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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