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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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