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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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