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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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