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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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