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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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