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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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