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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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