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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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