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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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