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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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