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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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