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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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