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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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