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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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