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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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