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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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