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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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