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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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