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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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