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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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