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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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