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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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