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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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