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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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