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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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