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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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