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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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