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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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