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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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