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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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