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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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