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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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