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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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