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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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