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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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