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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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