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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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