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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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