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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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