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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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