Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.