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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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