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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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