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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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