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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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