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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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