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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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