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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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