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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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