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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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