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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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