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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗
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