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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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