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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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